As you all know by now, the new Miss USA Rima Fakih is well-versed within the art of stripping. Nonetheless, that is not why I want her stripped of her crown. I could care less about that. And no, I don’t imagine she is a spy. I am troubled through the fact that Ms. Fakih is reportedly dating the recent ex-boyfriend of Paris Hilton, Doug Reinhardt. And you just know he is carrying some incurable strain of STD and do we really want the woman representing us the world above that’s contaminated by whatever Paris Hilton left on her new boyfriend? I think not.
A different day, one more celebrity cheating having a hooker (allegedly). Nowadays George Lopez joins the club. A professional hooker, who goes through the name “Tiffany,” told The National Enquirer, “I had sex with George Lopez for money, and so did a friend of mine. He wanted a threesome and texted me…” Did we mention that he also can be a married man?
We couldn’t let a week go by without having much more Kendra Wilkinson sex tape news could we? No, we couldn’t. RadarOnline.com has learned that Kendra will receive up to 50 percent with the sales generated by her sex tape featuring her and her ex-boyfriend, MMA fighter Justin Frye. Maybe the money is just a late wedding present for her husband Hank.
No, I’m sorry… the gift can be a noted second sex tape. This one featuring Kendra and an additional girl. This is genuinely, really graphic and showing her in compromising positions; points you'd probably think will be embarrassing for her,” stated a source. I think we’re way past embarassing.
As we reported earlier this week, Megan Fox is out of Transformers 3. The ideal aspect even though is that she claims it was all her idea. Riiiiiight. Actually although, she may just be stupid enough to complete that. Have you ever read one of her interviews?
Miley Cyrus ran into a bit of trouble this week (no, not for what you would feel). Wal-Mart says it is pulling an entire line of Miley Cyrus-brand jewelry from its shelves following tests performed for The Associated Press found they contained high levels with the toxic metal cadmium. Yet one more reason for you to maintain your daughters as far away anything associated with Miley as achievable.
Charlie Sheen, as you most likely know, is facing up to 45 days in jail for his little Christmas tiff with his wife, but that’s not Chuck’s biggest concern. He has asked his criminal defense attorney, Richard Cummins, to see if local law enforcement would be willing to make an exception towards the jail’s no-smoking policy. Now I'm not sure if I really should loathe him or wish I was just like him.
And finally, in our weekly Lindsay Lohan update, Lilo is in a bit of difficulty for being in Cannes, partying and such, rather than showing up in court this week – something the judged in her case ORDERED her to try and do. She claims she lost her passport and couldn’t get back. But wait, there’s more… As a part of her probation, she is supposed to abstain from drinking alcohol (and doing coke), which I assume is flowing like the Mississippi more than inside French Riviera. But wait, there’s more… French police say that Lindsay never documented her passport stolen which entirely contradicts everything her lawyer stated in court. But wait there’s even more… Apparently the judge’s husband runs a travel firm which absolutely blew Lindsay’s stolen passport excuse out from the water. Oh yeah, she also now apparently has a 36 year-old lesbian lover named Indrani. It just by no means ends for this mess.
My HSJ